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A parody of a parody? Hrm... Well it was funny I will admit and you used the very well known "Pwned" ending to great comic effect. So I guess this deserves its spot on the bottom of the best of all time. You get a seven.
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"..Starting to wear out its welcome."
Heh, this one was pretty funny, but it doesn't belong on the best of all time. The only reason it got there was due to its prexposure with previous Blockhead flashes. This gets a seven and nothing more.
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Here is what Egoraptor is good at, short and sweet animations with a humorous punchline. For those who keep saying these are too short (I know your out there), would you rather have another Metal Gear Awesome 2? No! Good! You get an 8.
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"Keep it short and sweet, it's all your good at."
Why is this number two? I mean yes I watched number one and I liked in incredibly well. I also watch Gamer Tonight so I am quite a fan of Egoraptor's work, but still. This one was far too drawn out and it is made painfully obvious that lengthy flashes are not Egoraptor's strong suit. I'm sorry, but this deserves no greater then a 5. Just for a call out, I want to see how many people rated this before actually seeing it. I say about..30 percent? I bet even the author despises these people for not even watching and just saying it was great because they've seen his other works. Just because someone brings in the catch of the day frequently doesn't mean he won't bring in a rotten one now and again.
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Eh, I will give this an eight simply because it had Alvin..Ok I lied I'm just really sleepy. The whole sprite concept is starting to get a tad worned down though, so I might suggest moving to a path less traveled to run the cliche? Now if you can muster being able to produce the actual graphics for a game like SMBB then I would be incredibly imrpessed and have to give you a ten, but for now you get an eight.
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Heh, this is a good ole' fashioned movie that plays off the paranoid minds of the modern individual. I have missed seeing things like this. I hope that this someday reaches at least the bottom of the best of all time. If nothing else it deserves it for reaching into a topic that is hard to touch and as such is left alone quite often.
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While the thought of destroying the entire planet is something that has crossed all of our minds sure. This game doesn't really provice much more then a simple strategy of hiding and popping up to kill a few people and repeating until you have enough foothold in every country and then making yourself incredibly lethal. I just don't think this deserves more then a seven really. I also would like to congratulate all the sick a-social putz who got this so high. It just shows the true demographic of this place.
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Among all of the various Link parodies I think this was one of the tops. The usage of sound clips, actual character personalities, and a somewhat expected, but well delivered punchline. Along with decent graphics makes this a seven....Ok an eight.
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"Ok, Link is your masochist, we get it."
Same as before, too short for a real good rating. I would imagine you could muster something that had a bit more constitution to it with your obvious drawing skills. So how about it? I will give it a seven because it was nearly as funny as the first one.
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Not as funny as the first, but it did provide a good What the F$@$ moment. So you get a decent rating.
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