Score: 8

"Yay?"

submission: : Door Holding :

date: July 27, 2008

Heh, you know it is sort of hard to slam public doors now days because they have some sort of gizmo that releases pressure and slows the door down to a crawl before it reaches its stopping point. This had some truth to it and I'm sure we can all agree that not one of the things he said was him simply being an ass, overly sensitive maybe, but not an ass. I would like to say though that I have noticed a small devolution of humor for quite a while. That might simply be because Johnathon is getting more and more ballsy with his rants and it has been hitting the soft spots of quite a few people. I guess you just have to be in the right mindset to like this sort of thing. I'm not saying it's great either, the points were sort of obvious and the animation (While its been improving over the years) isn't anything to win awards over. You get an eight, but I do love Foamy! You say otherwise I will steal your nuts!...Then throw them at you....And we all know from Nuts to You that it can have fatal results for comedic effect! Mess with me! I dare you!

Score: 2

"Two."

submission: Sex Puzzle: Kasumi Island

date: July 27, 2008

Ok, time to look at the gameplay and not the hentai..Focus....Alright well the puzzles weren't really challenging. The art style was very well done and appealing. The game-play was relatively short. This basically was sort of like adding quick time events to a cut scene. I have still yet to be impressed. You know what? We need Dark Nekogami (Probably misspelled his name, sorry!) to do a flash because that would be pure gold I'm sure. As long as he can get the animation down pat he would probably earn the top spots of all time. This is nothing, this is the same, the puzzle is not a new concept. You get a two. A TWO! I already got hate mail for bashing on Threesome and I expect more from this. Bring it on! This time try to spell correctly though.

Score: 2

"I blamed spy for being too short."

submission: Meet the sniper briefly

date: July 27, 2008

Crappy animation, chunky cartoon drawing, poorly drawn blood. I don't think you deserve a 4 much less a 3.5. This had great potential to milk the TF2 fans including me, but you failed. You get a 2.

Score: 5

"FIVE...Minutes and I was done."

submission: Decline of Video Gaming 3

date: July 27, 2008

Eh I watched it for two minutes and lost all interest in it. I just guess that the sucking up to the PSP sort of derailed any credibility I thought you had as a reviewer. I know this will damage mine for not stumbling through the entire video, but I think I can still manage to live with myself for another day. I don't think I'm going to waste my time with a 15 minute video that I didn't like from the first two minutes. You get a six simply because you could be good, but I don't know. Screw you, a five.

Score: 5

"I love you all....You sit in the corner RAB!"

submission: Comic-Con 2008 Poster

date: July 27, 2008

This doesn't deserve a high score, simply because it wasn't anything besdies a scroll-able wallpaper. You get a five for that reason. I must say though that I do like the fact that you put people from There She Is and Brackenwood in there.

Score: 8

"Eighttttt....Years....Later..."

submission: Awesome Crossing Redux

date: July 27, 2008

This is funny. Flat out funny and it speaks the truth since I was entranced by Animal Crossing until I realized I could skip to Christmas every year by changing the time on my gamecube. Weeds abound and everyone hated me, but I got the full out Christmas House you fools! MWahaha...Eight.

Score: 6

"One funny part, good drawing, eh."

submission: Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail

date: July 27, 2008

It made me laugh a little bit, and the drawing is quite skilled, but the animation was rather bland and statue-like. I think you could have done much better in that department. In terms of laughing, I only chuckled a bit when he held the knife up to the floozy trying to get at him. So you get a six.

Score: 1

"No!"

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Subway Story

date: July 25, 2008

Down, down you perverts down! No this doesn't belong anywhere near the best of all times and get your hand out of your pants! This thing is unoriginal, uses an art style that has been used so many times before, and the gameplay is not what you would exactly call challenging or fun. I want to ask half the people here to do what you have to do then watch this again and see if you give it the same rating. 1!

Score: 7

"BLEEEEEH"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn

date: July 25, 2008

Oh god! Oh god! My brain...This...My sister showed me this and I swear I have never had my brain so thoroughly fondled in my entire life. You get a seven simply because you messed with a person who watches Alice Cooper and giggles at the songs Steven and Years Ago. So congratulations you jerk!

Score: 9

"UP! UP! UP!..."

submission: Metal Gear Awesome

date: July 25, 2008

No you see, this should be at number two and not the second one. The first one before the sequel I think was much better! Up up up! You get a nine. Usually a flash like this would get an eight at best, but for something that got the name Egoraptor known by SO many more people gets an extra point. If for nothing else then how quickly is spread like the bubonic plague.