Score: 5

"Here, have a pity apple."

submission: Bob and the Apple

date: July 18, 2008

I watched for the entire time and waited for either the punchline of humor or mind fuckery and was sadly disappointed when I came to the end without a giggle or a wide eyed expression. I think that Apple and Oranges by GrooveMasterCox was a much better flash to be honest. The animation was ok I guess, but I've seen it everywhere else before....You get a....5

Score: 10

"-Pokes you a few times and grins-"

submission: Waterlollies

date: July 18, 2008

Just a few more good reviews and you might end up in the top three. Isn't your ego effectively being stroked right now? Well despite all the bile that gets spewed out here on the daily basis, it's gems like this that help me to believe that this is still a credible source for good flashes. -Nods- Kudos and bring out another episode when you get the chance!

Score: 2

"Eh...No"

submission: Taco-Man Game Master 1

date: July 18, 2008

Was this a review? A quest flash? A parody? Bleh, I mean I admit I've never heard of Killer Instinct and if I ever find the need to enjoy N64 goodness again I'll look it up, but this entire flash was just stale for me. The idiotic sexual innuendos made that a fifth grader could muster up, the plot that was "So interesting". Well instead of going on a rant, let me just summarize really quick. The humor was stale, the plot was uninteresting, and the animation was uninspiring. You get...A 2.

Score: 10

"Yes!"

submission: Bitey of Brackenwood

date: July 11, 2008

-Rubs the back of his head- Ok well I'm just going to clarify what I think the point of this animation was in terms of the series. Actually I just think the series of the whole is quite obvious. It's the everyday life of BITEY. It doesn't really need to have a long standing plot just yet because nothing has stimulated it. I think it is actually quite nice to be able to attach to the characters first for a change instead of being thrown headlong into the middle of a story without any idea what is going on and having to catch up along the way. Now if he does introduce a storyline or plot we'll be prepared and have a better understanding of the character's actions....I think in terms of quality control this helps raise the bar in terms of animation and flow. Yes cheap sex, drug, and fecal matter jokes are nice, but if I want that I'll just watch Live at Gotham thank you very much.

Score: 10

"-Claps-"

submission: There She Is!! step3

date: July 11, 2008

You jerk! It took you this long to make it and have us all waiting! Eh, well none the less this is one of the few episodic series that isn't dwindling with time. It's as strong as it was in step one. Though I highly doubt you will ever see this I would like to say that your art-style and animation skill is in incredible and for you to keep up the good work! If you take another two years to make step four though I am flying to where ever you might be and taking you hostage until you finish!

Score: 9

"ANTI-CLIMACTIC!?!"

submission: Heavy&Medic:HappyTogether

date: February 11, 2008

This flash shows why whenever I get the chance to be on an open map I take advantage of the sniper! The ultimate anti-climatic ending enabler!

Score: 10

"Yes!"

submission: Still Alive - Portal

date: December 12, 2007

Great video, this has compelled me even more to purchase the Orange Box. For some reason I was hesitant, but after playing Team Fortress 2 and seeing all the great videos, including this one, I am going to get it so yay for me. Anyway the reason this is so great is because it gives the song an actual emotion. Which is quite unique to see on a computer, not an android or anything, but an actual computer. Also it was very very catchy. The heart shaped box got humped (Vague Nirvana Reference).

Score: 5

"Yes..."

submission: :: Smokin' Smokers ::

date: October 1, 2007

After reading through quite a bit of the lower ranged scores and the reviews attached to them I have to agree. You have become lazy and I'm not overly sure if it is all your fault. If two weeks is not enough time to complete decent animation and get a good amount of information for a rant. Push it off another week or two or hire people to lighten the load. I have been a foamy fan since 2005 and I must say it's had it's major ups and downs and this is one of them. This was basic-ly a redoing of the Drugs in your head with a bit lighter form of drugs. I know this is not for you and other then in the Mexico Es Muy Bien cartoon I don't you've touched on that really. It would add fresh taste and shred of hope to all that use your squirrelly wisdom as their life-line. I also think it would be good to give episodes benefiting the foaminian cult as well. Other then that I think you have a bunch of talent you just haven't had the time to commit to a well done rant.

Score: 10

"You can thank me later."

submission: TANKMEN 2

date: September 27, 2007

Ok, this is the only time I would ever commend a c**k joke, but I must say you pulled it out beautifully.

Score: 10

"Into the psyche of a Salad Fingers"

submission: Salad Fingers Episode. 8

date: September 26, 2007

Twelve pages of reviews and not one under five. I must say if thats not an artistic accomplishment I don't know what is. They're probably more pages, but I simply got tired of reading all the good reviews. I think this cartoon though a bit less bloody and violent had a lot of dwelling into Salad Finger's psyche. It showed that he had more then just two emotions, happy, and neutral. I think it was rather fresh to see him show anger and cry. Obviously for those who didn't notice the radio was his own voice and perhaps his own partial sanity speaking back at him. We all saw how he took his own javascript:submission_controller.GetR eviewController().SaveReview();
Submit Review!attempts of mental retort by closing himself in a cupboard. I was a bit surprised by the lack of his trusty puppet friends in this one, perhaps the lack of them was the reason he ended up personifying his voice through a radio instead of a doll. I dunno, anyway it's a great animation.