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Score: 9
Saturday Morning Watchmen

"Not bad, not bad."

date: March 14, 2009

I'm giving this an ok score, but what baffles me more are the people who get fucking defensive over the fact that you made a satire of Watchmen. Yes it is a critically acclaimed masterpiece of the comic book world and graphic novel world, but at the end of the day it's a FUCKING COMIC! I mean people can make fun of great works of art and great people (something that happens on a regular basis here,) but they can't make fun of the fucking Watchmen? Blow it out your ass! (The Duke Nukem quote was purely unintentional I swear.)

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Score: 6
Left 4 Speed

"Really?"

submission: Left 4 Speed
date: February 13, 2009

Not to be a killjoy, but besides blatant racism and cock jokes what makes this so great? I mean the animation is subpar at best and the dialogue is humorous only three times during the length of the animation. It doesn't satire anything from the game so I don't get it...

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Score: 9
$00pah NiN10Doh!

"Impressive impressive."

submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!
date: January 9, 2009

Besides the first scene I think this was all pretty impressive, (Really are penises that funny?). I loved the voice for Starfox and Krystal with the animation matching perfectly. Overall this was a very well done satire of many of our favorite and...not so favorite games.

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Score: 8
Gears of Awesome

"I've seen better from Egoraptor...."

submission: Gears of Awesome
date: November 22, 2008

Eh, I don't really care for this one as the animation doesn't seem as fluid as in other Egoraptor flashes. The humor was a bit off in this one also, but it doesn't matter because I'm going to blammed for giving this less then a ten away, so...Fuck you all! Except for Egoraptor, he's ok.

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Score: 9
My Dream

"It LOOKs like..."

submission: My Dream
date: November 22, 2008

We are about to dive into the insanity of a man during a dream while aboard a train, or was that just the twist I ruined? This story though has so many possibilities in terms of direction. Is the girlfriend really over him or did she die? Was she kidnapped? What happened? While the to be continued was sort of a cliched cliffhanger it did leave it vague enough to bring us in for number two.
I find this as a very impressive creation and will wait to see it bud into either a beautiful flower or a disgusting weed, it all depends on you now.

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Score: 7
Ferrets

"Not to be a prude, but...That's been done a doze.."

submission: Ferrets
date: October 24, 2008

..en times over. The whole do a good pleasant song and mix it with nasty words. I don't really find it edgy and that is where the humor would lie, You get a six because I sort of liked the singing voice. You can rhyme, yay? Also this had a small hint of Southpark about it and that turned me off as well, that show STINKS!...Fine a seven!

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Score: 8
Legend of Miyamoto

"Great animation, clever plot, but the music..."

submission: Legend of Miyamoto
date: October 24, 2008

This game was a shoe in for some remix of course, but don't you think you could have put something that fitted the situation a bit better? It really defused the whole movie for me. I might just be a fanboy of these franchises, but couldn't you find something like this that had remixed parts of Mario, Zelda, and Donkey Kong? I mean if Rule 34 applies for porn there should be one for music. You get an eight.

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Score: 9
Mastermind: WC

"Good game, but something I've seen a lot."

submission: Mastermind: WC
date: October 19, 2008

For those who can't save, perhaps they should check and see if they have cookies enabled? If not then shut the fuck up. Also if you delete your history and cookies, the saves will vanish.

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Score: 10
Super Mario bros Z ep.7

"Keep it up."

date: October 13, 2008

Despite Kendom's suggestion I think the text works quite well with the various sound effects. I think the one part with voice overs felt foreign and shoe-horned. As long as your up to date with the graphical and animation enhancements, and if the story is kept the same high standards with clever little segments, then I think you are doing quite a good job.

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Score: 5
RWD: 019 RAPE

"Eh? You get points for the squishy sounds."

submission: RWD: 019 RAPE
date: October 2, 2008

I got a relatively chuckle-worth thirty seconds, but then you get a song with seizure inducing visuals and presidents...I honestly think you would have done better off to simply cut it off right after the -rape- scene since that is really the only thing, that I think, is of interest there. Eh you get a four for the squishy sounds.

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